Monday, March 22, 2010

Zee Shake Broke his Fingers in Logo Design Office

Zee Shake’s stomach was very upset the other day and his presence in the office was not healthy for office environment. Luckily, we had lots of plants in the office to provide us with fresh oxygen. But, they weren’t even enough.

Let me tell you a little about Zee Shake first. He is our IT Network expert. He is a very nice and friendly person. No matter what you say to him, he will laugh, nod his head and say, “Oh Really? I see… Hehehe…”

Oh… by the way, do you know how we found out that Zee Shake’s stomach was upset? Actually, he has been in our department for past few days to fix some network problems and install more PCs.

Well, so, Mr. Right (a fellow writer) said to me, “Hey, did you notice that after every 20-30 minutes, Zee Shake gets up and leaves the room?”

I said, “Yes, I have been noticing that too. His face looks red too when he gets up (He is white, so red color looks really obvious)”.

Mr. Right said, “Let’s investigate where our Zee Shake goes. I hope he is not taking drugs”.

Sara said, “May be he is taking drugs, there is this weird smell everywhere in the office”.

So… We thought about investigating. As we were discussing what to do, Zee Shake returned, so we stopped talking and continued our work.

Then, after about 25 minutes, Zee Shake got up and left the room quickly. As planned, S.Z. followed him. S.Z. returned within a minute and said, “He went to the bathroom. It seems like his stomach is upset. It’s not the smell of drug everywhere, it’s something else… If you know what I mean”.

We all said, “Hmmm…”

No wonder why he always looked red when he left the room and looked fresh when he returned. We had wasted about 5 air fresheners already. There were more hazardous gases and carbon dioxide in the office than oxygen.

We decided to have some fun. We decided that next time when he goes, we all will follow him to the bathroom.

So, Zee Shake returned, looked all relieved and happy, and went to his seat. Then after about 20 minutes, I.D. got up and left the room. We thought I.D. wanted to welcome Zee Shake near the bathroom to have more fun.

Anyway, within 2-3 minutes, as usual, Zee Shake got up. We all got up too. He looked at us and wondered what was happening. He walked out of the room quickly and we followed him.

When we reached the bathroom, we didn’t find I.D. anywhere. He was already in the bathroom and the other bathroom was full too.

Zee Shake desperately said, “Ohhh No…”

Now, I.D. likes to spend a lot of quality time in the bathroom. As we have two bathrooms for men, we knew that I.D. would take his time.

Zee Shake’s face turned redder now.

S.Z. asked, “What’s up mate? Why you look all red? Is everything ok?”

Zee Shake replied, “Oh Yes Yes… Hehehe…”

Zee Shake seemed worried. He started walking here and there. Then after a minute, when he thought things would get out of control, he screamed, made a fist and punched the brick wall.

He punched the brick wall so hard that two of his fingers broke and he screamed even louder with pain. His scream was way too loud. Very extraordinary!

Immediately, one of the bathrooms opened and I.D. came out quickly, he looked worried and said, “What happened? What happened? Who screamed so loudly?”

Before we could respond, Zee Shake pushed I.D. away and ran into the bathroom. He continued to scream with pain in the bathroom too.

I felt sorry for him. Even though Billy Boy had told I.D. not to play with his colleagues’ stomach, I.D. still did it.

Zee Shake came out of the bathroom after a few minutes and we rushed him to the hospital which is not far away from our logo design office.

I hope his stomach and fingers get better soon.

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