Sunny’s First and Painful Day in Logo Design Office

It’s time I introduce you to our new SEO guy Sunny. Sunny just joined our logo design office and we are glad to have him on board.

Sunny is a nice and friendly person and he likes to laugh when he cracks jokes, even if they are not funny. It seems like as if he loves to open his mouth and show us his teeth.

At times, we wonder: Why is he laughing?

He has one weird habit. When he sees two people argue, he says to one of them, “You are the man. You have beaten him badly in conversation. Keep it up!”

Since we are a bunch of smart people, we say to him, “Get a life Sunny Bunny, we aren’t trying to beat anyone here.” … In response, he would open his mouth and show us his teeth again.

But… Alas! He didn’t know that his laughs will turn into a painful cry. He didn’t know that a creepy nightmare awaited him on his first day at work… Poor fellow didn’t know he would have a debate with Mr. Right.

So… Finally, the day came. Sunny came in, said Hi to all of us and went to his seat. He turned on his computer and started checking out some websites.

Sara told Sunny to have a chat with Mr. Right, so Mr. Right would give him a brief overview of our sites.

So, after they introduced each other, Mr. Right showed him a few blogs and sites. Within a few minutes, their first argument began. It was on “duplicate content” that whether article directories are useful or not.

Whenever Sunny tried to explain something to Mr. Right, Mr. Right always calmly interrupted him and said his favorite sentence, “No, no, no Sunny, you are not right, this is incorrect.”

We were really enjoying their conversation and we could see how Sunny’s face was turning red. Mr. Right was still calm.

Then, they started talking about blogging and fresh content. Again, they had an argument. Mr. Right always completed his argument and whenever Sunny tried to explain something, Mr. Right calmly repeated his sentence, “No, no, no Sunny, you are not right, this is incorrect.”

We, in the Marketing Department, were doing our work as well as enjoying their conversation.

Then… All of a sudden… We saw something totally astonishing.

Sunny started banging his head on the table. He was hitting his head really hard. Mr. Right said to him, “No, no, no Sunny, this is not right, this is incorrect.”

Then Sunny stood up immediately and kicked his chair. His face was red and we could see water in his eyes.

Sunny then looked at the brick wall right in front of him.

S.Z. realized that Sunny would bump his head into the wall, so S.Z. ran and grabbed him by his shoulders.

Sunny screamed, “Let me go, I wanna die, I wanna die.”

Mr. Right also stood up and grabbed his hand and said, “No, no, no Sunny, this is not right, this is incorrect.”

Sunny screamed, “SHUT UP! You are a psycho you know that. I don’t want to see your face. Don’t talk to me. Can someone just shoot me?” Sunny was literally crying.

Mr. Right said, “No…” But before he could complete his sentence, I put my hand on Mr. Right’s shoulder and said, “Forgive the man… Will ya?”

Mr. Right looked at me, smiled and went to his seat.

We had to calm Sunny down. He was crying and water was coming out of his eyes and nose.

So, the rest of the day passed smoothly. The next day, Friday, Sunny left early and on Saturday he never showed up. We thought we would never see him again. But, we were happy to see him again on Monday.

He stays miles away from Mr. Right now, but we are glad he is still part of our team.